Last time I tried using a node ORM I told myself I'd never do it again and now I'm wishing I had kept my promise to myself

Absolutely astonishing that with things as popular as the combo of node and a SQL db, the best option is sequelize which is bafflingly undocumented and haphazard from a thin-stretched volunteer team of devs chipping in spare time. In these moments it becomes clear again how the world is held together by half-missing duct tape